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Topic: Aliens!

Author: S. Edwards Original Message Posted: Dec 31 2009 2:19PM

I wonder if they play foos.

http://www.examiner.com/x-2383-Honolulu-Exopolitics-Examiner~y2009m12d28-US-military-is-liaising-with-extraterrestrial-life-according-to-independent-sources


Author: Aged Whine & Cheese Reply #1 Posted: Jan 1 2010 3:42PM

I can vouch for this story. About twenty years ago I'm sure I had sex with a reptilian - cold as ice that beyotch was. Furthermore, all my friends are conformers; never had an original idea in their lives.

Finally, almost all of Robbie's dates are Grays. You would think with a little Henna or Grecian Formula, they could hide themselves better within society.

On a more serious note, normally I would mock a story like this but then I read the following:

"… the Ebens met on Akau Island with a total of 18 representatives from the U.S., United Nations, Russia, China, the Vatican and certain other guests.".

I mean, if the Vatican is involved, it must be true. That explains why the Pope is so against birth control - the Rubberilians find it offensive that we force their close genetic cousins to be unwilling third parties in our perverse three-way sexual encounters.


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